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Sunday, March 19, 2006

My official statement on the letters put out before the break is. . .
I had nothing to do with them, nor do I encourage either party to ever write anything again. The first letter spoke out too strongly against the football players. The letter put out by the two football players had so little to offer when it comes to a decent retort to the first that were it not for the hilarity or their various mistakes I would've stopped reading at the first paragraph. To the author of the first letter, please go back and read and re-read your writing before printing anything off. To the authors of the second, I understand why you felt the need to write such a response to the first letter, but please be sure to have the capacity to write eloquently before attempting to do so again.


Thursday, March 02, 2006

If you haven't seen the fliers (yes, I know you hate them- I'm sorry) Town Hall is next Tuesday at 11am. Voice your opinions, ask your questions, blah blah blah... but if you don't want the faculty to see them to come from: shortersga@yahoo.com

Please?
     Posted 2/23/2006 at 9:38 AM by brablovesyou

     Wow... AMEN. Do you intend to write an article for the paper or remain anonymous? I know the policy on anonymous editorials leaves you pretty vulnerable-- but I too have been asked to write an article... Pretty much- if you don't I will. I'd LOVE your input. In fact-- you could write the whole article and I'd put my name on it.
     Posted 2/23/2006 at 9:19 AM by brablovesyou

Seeing as how my contact with the newspaper has been severed, I take back what I said about writing an article for the paper. I do, however, personally wish that Ms. Hornreich will indeed write the article dealing with the issue of the front circle being renovated. In fact, here's the quote that I would be honored to have put in said article.
      "The renovation of the front circle should be the last thing on this college's to do list. The poor state of men's facilities on campus is a health hazard. The water pipes running beneath the Van Hoose dormitory are so rusted and old that they can't be cleaned properly because they will rupture. With such archaic plumbing it's no small wonder drinking the water here makes most students sick. To be quite honest, any health hazard facing students is more important than further embellishing the mask overshadowing the truth behind what students go through on a day to day basis."
Tonight, when you get a chance, walk around campus a little bit. Look to the ceilings and count how many water spots you see. The tiles actually fell out of the roof in one bathroom on campus. The important thing I want to ask is if the fluid falling on the tiles was truly water. Instead of trying to fix the campus outside in, why not try inside out? This kind of stuff is common sense. It seems as though this college turns a blind eye to anything other than an open (and most of the time empty) wallet. The health and safety inspections here are an absolute joke. The persons inspecting my room walked in, stood there, and walked out. The only way to weed out (think about that pun for a moment) the alcoholics and drug users on this campus is by means of random drug testing. How about putting some funds into that for a change? I really don't feel like typing this, I shouldn't even have to think it.


Thursday, February 16, 2006

If you have not yet had the chance to read my last post, please take the time to do so before reading this small update.

     So, listen. I will PAY YOU A MILLION DOLLARS to write for our newspaper. Even as the Anti-Hawk or with no name at all. Your opinion is what needs to be heard at this campus. No one else really have the words to say what you say. It needs to be heard. Please consider this. Newman want to put a sidewalk straight through the front circle. Please be the voice for the disappointed students.
     Posted 2/15/2006 at 12:43 PM by ksuzt

     Well, well...It seems anonymity is best. I understand and as hard as I try, I can not figure out who you are, but that is okay. Even though I am 'recommended' to dislike you ie: someone who thought they could control my thoughts was totally against you and expected me to jump on their bandwagon. Apparently that was {bullspit} seeing as they have posted on your guestbook saying that they enjoy what you write. That's okay. I really do enjoy reading what you have to say. Its nice to know that I'm not the only one on campis ballsy enough to come out and tell the truth like it is.
     Posted 1/24/2006 at 6:10 PM by Skywalkerpeoplewatcher

I always appreciate the honest opinions of fellow students and do invite all who feel compelled to please sign my guestbook so that I may post your thoughts and feedback. In light of the request by a certain student to indeed write for the paper as the voice of the "disappointed students," I am asking any and all students who wish to do so to either post a guestbook entry or send an e-mail to the address "anti_hawk@hotmail.com". The entry / e-mail should be of good taste and include your personal feelings on the subject of renovations that are to take / have been taking place in our beloved front circle. If the staff of the paper would have it, I would consider it an honor to write an article to be viewed by anyone who wishes. I only pray that my words can adequately reflect your feelings on the subject at hand.


Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Geld (the German word for money) seems to be the only thing that this college cares about. When it comes to finances it can delay your registration process, it decides what you eat (even when you eat), and the best part of it all (what I enjoy the most) is that I have no idea how much goes into what around campus. I have done a small bit of research on this and can't find anything at all on the college's finance reports. I assume there must be one somewhere, a small piece of paper passed from one hand to the next and signed by the higher powers. Two departments that are severely underpaid and undermanned are the security and janitorial staff. A certain dormitory located behind a certain cafeteria has beer bottles / cans and alcohol bottles strewn all about the back and the such can also be found simply from looking into a trash can. Do the RA's simply choose to ignore this? Does the security here only have to care about where people park their cars (which even then their work is mediocre at best)? What happened to the basic principles this college was founded on? The janitors don't seem to really care at all about when they clean or how much they clean. Urine encrusted tile floors, orange rust covered shower walls, lavatories that always smell of fecal matter and mold (yes this entry is a little gross, but when dealing with such gross subjects, what do you expect). I'm sure females reading this will not be able to fully grasp the concept of utter filth, but when you get the chance, sneak a peek and a sniff into a male restroom. Who is it that decides which janitors do what? Most restrooms (be they in restaurants or stores) are cleaned once a day (why do good ideas used by the greater public seem to never be adhered to here?). I'm not usually one for less than eloquent writing, but my feelings on the subject can be summed up by the simple phrase "Scholar sucks" ( how hard is it to keep a decent website up and running smoothly). Countless times have I typed the simple address into the bar and a "page not found" error page replaces the absolutely worst website ever. I suppose I shouldn't complain (at least the "page not found" message is reliable and, as a whole, is much better than Scholar). The IT department has truly overstepped it's boundaries. What good is tripling the bandwidth if there's nothing to do with it? Music is one of the most unifying forces between students. The unlimited downloading, sharing, and playing of quality music has formed friendships, strengthened bonds, and torn relationships asunder. Why is it that no matter how stupid an idea seems to the most common of observers it is still followed through by the administrators of this college. I'm all for blocking porn and other such filth from our computers, but when is the blocking going to end? It honestly wouldn't shock me at all if tomorrow Google itself was blocked. I have lost a lot of faith in this school's ability to make any kind of sensible decision. I love the days the school has massive crowds of visitors, when they do their best to make prospective students and paying parents see us at our best. The reason I love it so much is because it's the only time this school actually does anything right. I wonder what they would think if they came by tomorrow. Would their minds be changed and stomachs be turned? (you can bet they would) If I would have known about the living conditions I honestly wouldn't have registered to go to school here. I don't blame the little men, the players of small stature, the common janitor or cook (same job really {I'll let you think about that one}), I blame the highest officials. The lack of common sense, the lack of care trickles down from the top and is rapidly forming a waterfall that flushes away even our most basic pleasures and sanitary conditions. I'm through for tonight (there are a few minor points that will be brought up later, but I'm finished for now).


Monday, January 02, 2006

Just one more week of bliss before going back to the giant dirt mound. . . I mean "Hill". What joyous and wonderful changes await our speed bump hindered return? A new variety of foods from our wonderful cafeteria, multitudes of new parking spaces supposedly provided by our ever so generous benefactor, or maybe a small influx of fresh meat, eager young minds waiting to be molded into cardboard munching, faithless, inebriates whose sole joy in life becomes talking about others behind their back. Now readers, to say that each and every single one of the aforementioned modifications will come to pass would be an act of lunacy, the only constant in life is that whether you're here or not life goes on. The world does not revolve around one single person or institution, no matter how seemingly "important" it may be. To those of you who create drama for the sake of making yourself feel better (trust me, I know quite a few of you), get over yourselves, both I and the world see through your act and if you keep running down that path you will soon find yourself alone and unloved (which is what you did to yourself in the first place to make you turn out like this). To those of you who spread gossip (those who say I do should seriously get off your high-horse and re-read my entries), screw you, the only good thing that comes from you spreading malicious lies about others is the fact that others can hear you and will know just how truly ignorant and ugly you are. On a more positive note, all returning students are encouraged to swing by the caf and pick up a copy of their 101 Ways to Prepare Cardboard That Was Never Intended for Human Consumption cookbook. Tired of moving boxes piling up, flip to page 17 for a great recipe for Boardburgers "The cheeseburger of the future", and there's a wonderful Country Fried Cardboard recipe on page 22. Please be sure to pick up your copy today, it's not like you haven't already paid for it anyway. 

Oh, and here's the new food pyramid approved and utilized by the cafeteria staff.

                                 



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